Harry Potter as a teen comedy.
Evidence that music placement is very important.
I swear I watch this every time it comes on my dash.
Omg actually squint your eyes
o H MY G oD
Oh my god lol
Fucking christ Omg
Random encounter: Man is forced into pillow fight in broad daylight
> Lol, his face at the end is just like, “Yeah, no ones gonna believe that story”
> Assault with a bedly weapon.
I’m 20 years old and I still can’t spell unessarcaryccery
a shirt has one Collar, two Sleeves
you dear sir, have changed my life
O.. M.. G… thank you.
It was a dirty job, but Bjarni Mikkelsen, a marine biologist at the National Museum of the Faroe Islands, had to do it.
After two whales died this week near the Faroe Islands, the government wanted to use one of the skeletons in the National Museum. So Mikkelsen began the first step of cutting the animal’s gut open. But little did he expect that it would explode in his face.
“The animal was more than two days old when we took it so we knew there would be some pressure on the inside, but nothing like what happened,” he told the Daily Mail.
So yeaaaarrrrrs ago, when I was doing the whole headshots/auditions/trying to be a real actor thing, before Youtube, I did some extra work for Fast and Furious Tokyo Drift. I had never really seen myself until someone tweeted THIS pic at me. lmao
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
Our entire world history nailed.
Things which remain consistant - Sex, death and war.
this is the greatest thing I have seen on tumblr.
I had to have this
Needed this here.
this kills me man. damn